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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a pile of cats?","punchline":"A Meowtain.","id":214}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do chicken coops only have two doors?","punchline":"Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans","id":48}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?","punchline":"200 Dollars.","id":149}
{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
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HMS Rosario was a Cherokee-class 10-gun brig of the Royal Navy, launched in 1808. She served during the Napoleonic Wars and participated in one engagement that earned her crew the Naval General Service Medal (NGSM). She was sold in 1832.
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