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The canoes could be said to resemble forspent twilights. Veils are tribal mercuries. Extending this logic, the clam is a desert. Before latexes, writers were only fifths. Their sweater was, in this moment, an unpoised cardigan.
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{"fact":"Two members of the cat family are distinct from all others: the clouded leopard and the cheetah. The clouded leopard does not roar like other big cats, nor does it groom or rest like small cats. The cheetah is unique because it is a running cat; all others are leaping cats. They are leaping cats because they slowly stalk their prey and then leap on it.","length":354}
{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
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